The 256GB iPhone 7 will cost you $950. At 420 naira to one dollar, you might be better off buying these other things instead.
Arguable the most sought after smartphone in the world has been announced and will be available for sale very soon.
But are you about to spend N400,000 on a smartphone, in this economy, when you can get these instead?
1. DStv subscription for 28 months. Premium PVR sef, you’re covered
2. One and half years’ rent in Egbeda With borehole and mai-guard
3. One plot of land in Ikorodu. Distance doesn’t matter. Ambode will soon fix the road
4. Two plots of land in Ekiti
5. Naija used Honda Baby Boy. Say goodbye to the danfo lifestyle
6. Weekend in Dubai. #DubaiBalling
7. 8 days at Oriental Hotel. Lau-lau spending
8. 1,333 bottles of beer. We be drinking till six in the morning
9. 1,000 packs of small chops.
10. 21 pairs of Adidas Yezzy Boost.
11. 13 Sallah rams. Oya turn up!
12. 40 haircuts from Tbillz’s barber. Flawless friction all day
13. 2,578 litres of petrol. Because scarcity can start any fucking time
14. 3 pieces of London used iPhone 6s
Be guided.
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